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Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead

June 24, 2022June 30, 2022 Mia Young

By Mia Young WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an official press release, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas suggested that women seeking

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Aw!!! Guy You Hooked Up With Last Summer Who Didn’t Wear A Condom Because It’s “Uncomfortable” Just Posted The Politico Infographic On His IG Story!

May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 Kathy Thach

By Kathy Thach NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Local woman Cassie Jackson was shocked and angered after logging onto Instagram

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Watershed Moment as 6-3 Conservative Supermajority Becomes 6-3 Conservative Supermajority

April 7, 2022May 10, 2022 Joshua Wolk

by Joshua Wolk WASHINGTON — After a fiery nomination process, Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed in a 53-47 vote.

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History Repeats Itself: It’s January 6th Again

January 6, 2022January 6, 2022 Preston Long

By Preston Long WASHINGTON – Exactly one year after the darkest day in recent memory, millions of Americans were shocked

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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021November 29, 2022 Staff

By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Increasingly Bold Joe Manchin Demands Congress Remove All Vowels from Reconciliation Bill

October 20, 2021October 20, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, DC – As negotiations rage on in Congress, an increasingly obstinate Joe Manchin recently demanded that

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Random Security Checks Extra Random Today

September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 Staff

By Staff Photo by Phil Mosley on Unsplash

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Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers

September 1, 2021September 1, 2021 Staff

By Staff Photo by Luma Pimentel on Unsplash

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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter

August 5, 2021August 5, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Graphics and data belong to The Daily Trojan

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“I Heart New York” Shirt Not Looking So Hot Right Now

August 4, 2021August 4, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young Photo by @trommelkopf on Unsplash

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