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Author: Emily Torp

Local News in Pictures 

Area Woman Different, Only Drinks Water From Industrial Sized Mason Jar

August 13, 2021August 13, 2021 Emily Torp 499 Views

By Emily Torp

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Girlboss Alert! Mom Made Fathers Day All About Her

June 20, 2021June 20, 2021 Emily Torp 470 Views

By Emily Torp Photo by cottonbro on Pexels

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Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”

June 2, 2021June 2, 2021 Emily Torp 1161 Views

By Emily Torp CAPE CORAL, FL – This girl (gas station) is on fire! Literally! A Southern Florida Shell Gas

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Republicans Launch “Go Fund Me” Alternative “Get a Job, Loser”

May 26, 2021May 27, 2021 Emily Torp 836 Views

By Emily Torp BOISE, ID – Republicans have developed a platform for individuals going through financial hardship to rival the

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New Amazon Alexa Feature Orders Tums Every Time A Juicy Toot is Audibly Detected

May 11, 2021May 18, 2021 Emily Torp 746 Views

By Emily Torp  SEATTLE, WA – Amazon Headquarters just announced that Alexa will soon be able to automatically order Tums

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Area Man Dies After Eating Raw Donkey Meat, Girlfriend says He Died “Doing What He Loved”

May 10, 2021May 18, 2021 Emily Torp 737 Views

By Emily Torp LAS VEGAS, NV – George Glass, of Henderson, passed away following a tragic incident involving consuming raw

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Gov. Newsom Offers Discounted Disney Passes to Californians To Avoid Recall Election

April 16, 2021April 15, 2021 Emily Torp 946 Views

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom is cutting the price of Disneyland single day tickets

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Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman

April 15, 2021April 14, 2021 Emily Torp 733 Views

By Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX – Helicopter Ingenuity, or “Ginny,” as her operators in Houston call her, successfully landed on

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Entertainment 

Baby Nut Follow’s Potato Head’s Lead, Now to be Referred to as “Baby Legume”

April 2, 2021April 2, 2021 Emily Torp 584 Views

By Emily Torp NEW YORK – Mr. Peanut’s successor, Baby Nut, of the Planters franchise, has formally requested to be

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Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome Baby #7 via Stealing It

March 25, 2021March 25, 2021 Emily Torp 1424 Views

By Emily Torp NEW YORK, NY – Weeks after announcing the birth of their sixth child, Lucia, who was born

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