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OPINION: Old Or Not, Biden Sure Knows How to Hold a Phone When Taking a Group Photo

May 31, 2024June 16, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to

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Sack of Troy’s Picks For George Santos’ Replacement

December 6, 2023December 5, 2023 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker After recently being expelled in an overwhelming 311-114 vote, George Santos’ seat in the House of Representatives

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Opinion: If My Coworkers Had a Vote on Whether They Liked Me or Not, I Would Cry

November 6, 2023November 6, 2023 Finn Rollings

By Finn Rollings WASHINGTON, D.C. — As The Sack of Troy’s Capitol Hill Correspondent and Resident Empath, I just know

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Puppeteers in High Demand Now That Politicians Can’t Work Their Own Bodies

October 9, 2023October 2, 2023 Aidan Driscoll

by Aidan Driscoll Washington, D.C. – After recent bodily malfunctions of a number of high-ranking politicians, many in government are

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Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them

April 13, 2023April 13, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias and ChatGPT (But Mostly ChatGPT) In a move surprising absolutely no one, [INSERT NAME OF PERSON IN

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Police to Earn Statehood Before DC

March 8, 2023March 6, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite a long-standing fight to grant statehood to the District of Columbia, and amid

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George Santos Also Editor-In-Chief of The Sack of Troy

February 3, 2023February 2, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias WASHINGTON D.C. – U.S. Congressman, NASA astrophysicist and 47-time Miss Universe winner, George Santos, adds current Editor-in-Chief

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Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty

January 9, 2023January 9, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Rep. Kevin McCarthy lost an 11th vote for Speaker of the House, the

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Secretary of Transportation Hires Hundreds of Children to Kick The Back of Your Fucking Seat

December 27, 2022December 25, 2022 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, has instituted an expansive network of juvenile children to

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Herschel Walker Hits the Gym to Train for Runoff

December 6, 2022December 6, 2022 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias ATLANTA, GA — This Tuesday, December 6th, Georgia Senate candidates Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock will engage

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