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Centrist Having A Really Good January

January 29, 2025February 4, 2025 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In the face of fire, war, and the death of American democracy,

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Trump Wins, Vance Still A Loser

November 14, 2024November 21, 2024 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  UNITED STATES — Although the presidential election has been called for Donald Trump, the American people unanimously

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Instagram Stories Mourning The Loss of A Nation Interrupted By Fun Birthday Shoutout

November 7, 2024November 8, 2024 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA—As millions of Americans sift through the heated political discourse and cries for democracy’s salvation

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“But Can She Handle the Pressure?” Wonders Nation That Chose Man Who Cracked Under It

November 7, 2024November 8, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following yesterday’s tumultuous election results, the Nation celebrates its selection of the obviously AND

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OPINION: Start The Steal

November 6, 2024November 6, 2024 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Wang Washington, D.C. – Listen up liberals, the jig is up. We need to start the steal. I

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Tim Walz Sticks Landing on Surprisingly Tasteful Tupac Costume

November 2, 2024October 31, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly WASHINGTON, DC – Vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz made a stir on the campaign trail this week after

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U.S. Government Releases New Military Propaganda Made With Canva

August 1, 2024July 31, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang  WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. military has just released propaganda designed using the poster editing app Canva. 

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Breaking: 9/11 For NPR Listeners

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. – Joe Biden’s exit from the 2024 election has sent a shock through NPR listeners

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Alec Baldwin Attends Trump Rally

July 13, 2024July 14, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias BUTLER, PA – After the dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s dramatic and highly publicized manslaughter trial in the

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Politics U.S. 

“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate

June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,

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