6 Patriotic Demonstrations You Didn’t Know Were Mandatory!
By Phineas Kelly USA – As Americans near and far celebrate the birthday of our favorite nation, we remember the
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OPINION: Old Or Not, Biden Sure Knows How to Hold a Phone When Taking a Group Photo
By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to
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USC Career Fair Offering Internships to Winner of Mud Wrestling Bracket
By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In an exciting twist for upcoming graduates, USC announced that all open internship
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Divorced Father Wins Children’s Presence at Thanksgiving With Promises of Underage Drinking
By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In a stunning victory, divorcee Jason Gantt, 47, successfully convinced his two children,
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Cheer Heard After Leaving Party Was About You
By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – According to multiple attendees, that enormous cheer that erupted from the party moments
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Student Nominated for Academy Award for Role in “Alcohol? What’s That?” 
By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – On Saturday, the Academy of Motion Pictures announced that USC Sophomore Jacob Stall
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