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Author: Aidan Driscoll

Politics 

Puppeteers in High Demand Now That Politicians Can’t Work Their Own Bodies

October 9, 2023October 2, 2023 Aidan Driscoll

by Aidan Driscoll Washington, D.C. – After recent bodily malfunctions of a number of high-ranking politicians, many in government are

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Editorial 

Adorable or Dangerous? This Straight Man Knows More About Taylor Swift Than You Do

October 4, 2023September 26, 2023 Aidan Driscoll

by Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA – Confounding women everywhere, local man Benjamin Scroggy has shown he in fact knows

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U.S. 

Rainbow Colored Ohio Water Just Part of Pride Month, Stop Worrying

June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll EAST PALESTINE, OH – Recent videos out of East Palestine, Ohio show creeks filled with rainbow colored

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“Heh. Still got it,” Mutters Cinephile After Successfully Calling 12 Year Old Marvel Fan a Slur on Reddit

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA —Self-described cinephile Paul Blowfish, recently chuckled quietly and muttered to himself that he’s “Still

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Local 

Woman Horrified She Has The Same Zodiac Sign as Genghis Khan

November 2, 2022November 1, 2022 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA – Imagine for a second; It’s a sunny Friday morning. Breeze rolling in your

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Entertainment 

Inspiring! NYC Flasher Pivots Into Comedy Career

May 5, 2022July 1, 2022 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — A famed New York City flasher and public mastrubator has inspired

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