Puppeteers in High Demand Now That Politicians Can’t Work Their Own Bodies￼

Puppeteers in High Demand Now That Politicians Can’t Work Their Own Bodies

by Aidan Driscoll Washington, D.C. – After recent bodily malfunctions of a number of high-ranking politicians, many in government are

by Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA – Confounding women everywhere, local man Benjamin Scroggy has shown he in fact knows

By Aidan Driscoll EAST PALESTINE, OH – Recent videos out of East Palestine, Ohio show creeks filled with rainbow colored

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA —Self-described cinephile Paul Blowfish, recently chuckled quietly and muttered to himself that he’s “Still

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA – Imagine for a second; It’s a sunny Friday morning. Breeze rolling in your

By Aidan Driscoll NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — A famed New York City flasher and public mastrubator has inspired