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Failure of Canadian Solar Energy Program Attributed to Living in America’s Shadow

April 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella CANADA — Canada’s solar program has many citizens disappointedly exclaiming “oh, Canada!” as the program has failed

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Controversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court

March 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. — After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case

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Millennial Comes Out as Hillary Supporter, Friends Just Wish He Was Gay

March 25, 2016 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mark Lee USC — In the safe space of his dormroom, freshman Gabe Colton sat his closest friends down

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Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

March 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND — Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter

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Bernie Sanders’ Campaign Replaces “Billionaire Class” Campaign Bus With VW Camper Van

February 29, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski AMERICA — Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced plans to replace his fancy and elitist campaign bus

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Porn Star Hits Rock Bottom by Agreeing to Be in Ted Cruz’s Ad

February 24, 2016January 21, 2021 Aaliyah Qureishi articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Aaliyah Qureishi WASHINGTON, DC — Presidential candidate Ted Cruz recently pulled his advertisement entitled “Conservatives Anonymous.” It seemed to

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Trump Launches Campaign to Change the Name of El Niño to ‘The Boy’

January 29, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez ‘MERICA — Recently, we’ve been seeing the effects of the weather pattern El Niño here in sunny

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Obama Congratulates California As This Year’s ‘State of the Union,’ New York Declared Runner-up

January 15, 2016January 23, 2021 Staff news in photos

by Mark Lee base photo by Susan Walsh

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LGBT Activists Mistakenly Protest in Favor of Trans-America Pipeline

November 11, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett WASHINGTON D.C.–At a congressional hearing for the proposed Trans-America Pipeline that took place this

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Arizona Preschool Introduces Mandatory Open Carry for Students

October 19, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Jacob Emerson TUCSON, AZ–In the wake of a string of violent school shootings in the past few weeks, an

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