In An Effort to Grow Its Base, KKK Announces Diversity Outreach Program
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alan Smithee HARRISON, AR — With the number of white supremacists declining in the United States, the Klu Klux Klan
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Failure of Canadian Solar Energy Program Attributed to Living in America’s Shadow
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella CANADA — Canada’s solar program has many citizens disappointedly exclaiming “oh, Canada!” as the program has failed
Read moreControversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. — After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case
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Millennial Comes Out as Hillary Supporter, Friends Just Wish He Was Gay
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mark Lee USC — In the safe space of his dormroom, freshman Gabe Colton sat his closest friends down
Read moreJustice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND — Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter
Read moreBernie Sanders’ Campaign Replaces “Billionaire Class” Campaign Bus With VW Camper Van
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski AMERICA — Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced plans to replace his fancy and elitist campaign bus
Read morePorn Star Hits Rock Bottom by Agreeing to Be in Ted Cruz’s Ad
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Aaliyah Qureishi WASHINGTON, DC — Presidential candidate Ted Cruz recently pulled his advertisement entitled “Conservatives Anonymous.” It seemed to
Read moreTrump Launches Campaign to Change the Name of El Niño to ‘The Boy’
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez ‘MERICA — Recently, we’ve been seeing the effects of the weather pattern El Niño here in sunny
Read moreObama Congratulates California As This Year’s ‘State of the Union,’ New York Declared Runner-up
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Read moreLGBT Activists Mistakenly Protest in Favor of Trans-America Pipeline
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett WASHINGTON D.C.–At a congressional hearing for the proposed Trans-America Pipeline that took place this
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