Deleted Tweets from Donald Trump During Democratic Debate
by Staff UNITED STATES OF ‘MERICA–On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced he would live tweet the First Democratic Presidential Debate. Some
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Controversy Over Whether Climate Change Event Actually Happened
by Kim Rogers USC allegedly hosted “Know Tomorrow” last week, an event consisting of a variety of activities and programs
Read moreLindsey Graham (R-SC) Struggles to Answer Every Call After Realizing He Hasn’t Changed Voicemail Since Middle School
by Rob Smat PRESIDENTIAL HQ — After a hefty exchange of words between Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Donald Trump (R-Trump
Read moreIndicted U.S. Senator Assumed Everything in House of Cards was Legal
by Rob Smat USA–Robert Menendez (D-NJ, NASA, ASPCA, ABCDEFG), was indicted today on multiple accounts of fraud, bribery, and efforts
Read moreObama to Replace all Federal Elections with Nate Silver
by Sasha Voth WASHINGTON DC–With a Republican controlled House and Senate, Obama is hitting the ground running on budget negotiations.
Read moreNational “Say No To Drugs Day” Organized; Sponsored by Coors
by Joseph Grazier WASHINGTON DC– It’s no great secret in 2014 that America has a drug problem: overdose deaths are
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Refugee Camp Desperately in Need of Humanitarian Aid
by Staff UN aid will soon reac the cramped encampment of refugees that have taken up residence in USC’s Leavey
Read moreFollowing Michael Brown Verdict, Nation Urged to Stay Safe Distance from Social Media
by Rob Smat OVAL OFFICE, D.C. — President Obama, as well as numerous political and public officials, have taken to
Read moreBill Clinton Urges Scholarship Kids to Change World
by Axel Hellman Donors, university administrators, presidential, trustee’s, and Mork scholars alike sat in Bovard Auditorium last week, rapt by
Read moreAfter Election, CNN Returns John King to Basement Until Next Year
by Rob Smat Photoshop by Jack Koppa CNN HQ, ATLANTA — Citing the inevitable end to their day of election
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