Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

by Chad Lonski

DISNEYLAND — Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter found a new home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion.

Scalia’s ephemeral being is reportedly enjoying his new accommodations, making friends with the perpetual hitchhikers and the mansion organist. Scalia is also enjoying his retirement beyond the grave by becoming an active participant in the caroling festivities of the Haunted Mansion having already memorized “Grim, Grinning Ghosts” all the way through.