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Author: Michael Espriella

Politics World 

Failure of Canadian Solar Energy Program Attributed to Living in America’s Shadow

April 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella 3251 Views articles
by Michael Espriella CANADA -- Canada’s solar program has many citizens disappointedly exclaiming “oh, Canada!” as the program has failed Read more
World 

Woman Appreciates Aesthetic of Glass Ceiling in New Corner Office

March 30, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella 3230 Views articles
by Michael Espriella NEW YORK CITY -- After being promoted by her law firm, Peters, Peterson & Petersen, Marcy Gutierrez Read more
College USC 

Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication

March 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Espriella 3400 Views articles
by Michael Espriella USC -- A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss Read more

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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

November 10, 2021 Sarah Cortina No Comment

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