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Author: Michael Espriella

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Failure of Canadian Solar Energy Program Attributed to Living in America’s Shadow

April 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella CANADA — Canada’s solar program has many citizens disappointedly exclaiming “oh, Canada!” as the program has failed

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Woman Appreciates Aesthetic of Glass Ceiling in New Corner Office

March 30, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella NEW YORK CITY — After being promoted by her law firm, Peters, Peterson & Petersen, Marcy Gutierrez

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Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication

March 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella USC — A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss

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