LA County Gives Up “Cool Mom” Title, Imposes Mandatory Bedtime
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LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and
Read moreConservatives Boycott Black Friday, Stating All Fridays Matter
By Alexandra Ornes CHARLESTON, SC – With Black Friday coming up, Americans are preparing for the busiest purchasing day of
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Trump Pardons Additional Turkey This Year
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Liberal Extremist Shares “Unfriend Me If You Voted For Trump” Post On Facebook
By Mia Young NORTHRIDGE, CA – Area social justice activist Jennifer Tracy recently shared a shockingly controversial post on Facebook
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Read moreTrump Makes Final Push To Open Middle and High Schools So His Future Fourth Wife Can “Learn Something”
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC – With his presidential power waning, President Trump made one final push to re-open the
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By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON, DC — With the voters of the United States of America choosing to elect a president
Read moreLincoln Project Already Cutting Romney/Bush 2024 Ads
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — After a hard-earned Biden victory, The Lincoln Project, one of the most vocal groups
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