Donald Trump Was Ejected
By Mia Young
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Trump Family Belting “Do You Hear the People Sing?” From Makeshift Oval Office Barricade
By Charlie McCollum WASHINGTON, DC – Instead of wallowing in misery after election results indicate a Biden victory, the Trump
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Steve Kornacki Actually Just Playing Fruit Ninja
By Veronica Marks
Read moreThe Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President
After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the
Read moreCandidates’ Knowledge of Wind Still Key Issue For Undecided Voters
By Prerika Chawla CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA — With just a few days to go before election day, there are still
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Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Warn Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots
By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced its new
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Jeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s
By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was caught
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USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe
By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same
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