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Student Mistakes Adderall for Viagra, Has a Really Hard Final

July 13, 2021July 13, 2021 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Sydney Caviola reportedly blamed his lackluster calculus grade on mistaking a

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Wildfires Excited for Biggest Night of Their Year

July 4, 2021July 3, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Picture by Garreth Paul on Unsplash

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Area Man: “If It’s Pride Month, Why Won’t My Dad Say He’s Proud of Me?”

June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Despite it being pride month, Jason Green’s father still is not proud of

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Area Woman a Libra Sun, Taurus Rising, Narcissist

June 24, 2021June 24, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young ALBANY, NY – Area woman Janet Craig is not only a Libra sun and Taurus rising, but

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Girlboss Alert! Mom Made Fathers Day All About Her

June 20, 2021June 20, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp Photo by cottonbro on Pexels

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Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager

June 15, 2021June 15, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager

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Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”

June 2, 2021June 2, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp CAPE CORAL, FL – This girl (gas station) is on fire! Literally! A Southern Florida Shell Gas

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New Amazon Alexa Feature Orders Tums Every Time A Juicy Toot is Audibly Detected

May 11, 2021May 18, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp  SEATTLE, WA – Amazon Headquarters just announced that Alexa will soon be able to automatically order Tums

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Area Man Dies After Eating Raw Donkey Meat, Girlfriend says He Died “Doing What He Loved”

May 10, 2021May 18, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp LAS VEGAS, NV – George Glass, of Henderson, passed away following a tragic incident involving consuming raw

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Local Woman Creates Pinterest Board to Escape The Reality That She Will Never Achieve Her Dreams

May 6, 2021May 6, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Despite creating a Pinterest board full of aspirations of what she wants to

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