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Bad Grandson Doesn’t Take Seconds of Martha’s Green Bean Casserole

November 24, 2016November 30, 2016 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers HOUSTON, TX — Following Thanksgiving firsts, local grandmother Martha Fegel passed her famous green bean casserole dish

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Old Woman in Wheelchair at Airport Totally Just Cut In Line Again

November 23, 2016November 30, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — The day before Thanksgiving, in the midst of the chaotic security line at

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Element Apartments: “We Just Need Five More Minutes”

November 17, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen HOOVER ST. — Three months past its original finish date, Element Apartments is still not ready. This

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“I Can Fix You” Whispers Man to Bleeding Out Hot Pocket

November 4, 2016 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Junior Thomas Maxwell made himself a Hot Pocket Tuesday night. Upon removal from

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“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign

October 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton THE ROW — This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown

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Shy Girl Breaks Out of Shell, Reveals She’s a Mutant Lizard

October 28, 2016October 28, 2016 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — It was early Friday morning when the students in Introduction to Ecology noticed something amiss. When

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Guy Takes Finders Keepers Too Seriously With Roommate’s Girlfriend

October 25, 2016 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — Ernesto Vega returned early from his debate club practice when he caught his

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Intern Makes It a Record 35 Minutes Into Workday Before Thinking About Lunch

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 Rob Smat

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat COMPUSYS NETWORKS — Intern Norman has had quite a morning! Between arriving at work seven minutes late,

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Man Discovers Delightful Silence After Punching Everyone Around Him In the Throat

October 17, 2016January 9, 2017 Brent Stinebaker

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker  |  photo by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — From downtown to Santa Monica Carter Simons skipped

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Middle School Vice Principal In Backwards Chair Understands Your Problems

October 14, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve SUNNYVALE, CA — At Paterson Middle School’s main office, Vice Principal Wes Walczak spoke to several students

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