Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to
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Local Improv Troupe Finds Spontaneous Ways to Not Be Funny Each Time
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Zany local improv troupe Home Improv-ment is on a heck of a roll.
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Bad Grandson Doesn’t Take Seconds of Martha’s Green Bean Casserole
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers HOUSTON, TX — Following Thanksgiving firsts, local grandmother Martha Fegel passed her famous green bean casserole dish
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Old Woman in Wheelchair at Airport Totally Just Cut In Line Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — The day before Thanksgiving, in the midst of the chaotic security line at
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Element Apartments: “We Just Need Five More Minutes”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen HOOVER ST. — Three months past its original finish date, Element Apartments is still not ready. This
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“I Can Fix You” Whispers Man to Bleeding Out Hot Pocket
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Junior Thomas Maxwell made himself a Hot Pocket Tuesday night. Upon removal from
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“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton THE ROW — This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown
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Shy Girl Breaks Out of Shell, Reveals She’s a Mutant Lizard
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — It was early Friday morning when the students in Introduction to Ecology noticed something amiss. When
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Guy Takes Finders Keepers Too Seriously With Roommate’s Girlfriend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — Ernesto Vega returned early from his debate club practice when he caught his
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Intern Makes It a Record 35 Minutes Into Workday Before Thinking About Lunch
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat COMPUSYS NETWORKS — Intern Norman has had quite a morning! Between arriving at work seven minutes late,
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