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Guy in Improv Class Can Kind of Do Christopher Walken Impression

January 27, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski   |    photo by On the Spot WEST COVINA COMMUNITY THEATRE — Every Wednesday night at 8:00., aspiring

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Local Dad’s Midlife Crisis Peels Out of Cul-De-Sac

January 26, 2017January 26, 2017 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen PASADENA, CA – The neighborhood’s ears rang as local dad Randy Walden raced his newly restored 1968

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Area Woman Threatens to Deactivate Facebook, Spends Next Five Hours Responding to Comments

January 23, 2017 Kitty Guo

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kitty Guo LOS ANGELES, CA — On Sunday at precisely 8:58 p.m., local woman Caroline McNeil posted this cryptic

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That One Kid Still Laughing at Professor’s Joke

January 19, 2017 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch TAPER HALL — Sources indicate that “that one kid” is still cracking up about the corny joke

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New Printer Excited to Repeatedly Ruin Man’s Life

January 17, 2017 Rob Smat

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat TROY HALL — Throwing packing peanuts everywhere, Kyle Clausen finally unpacked his new printer last week. He

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Grandma on Oxygen Tank Pretty High and Mighty About Kids’ Technology Dependence

January 10, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TOPEKA, KS — During weekly family dinner, local grandmother Debbie Schauer gave her kids and grandchildren a

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Silverware Clinking Against Plates Only Sound When Teenage Daughter Brings Home Girlfriend For Christmas

December 9, 2016June 17, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA — This holiday season marked a historic evening for the Smith family as they spent

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Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza

December 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when

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Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out

November 30, 2016June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to

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Local Improv Troupe Finds Spontaneous Ways to Not Be Funny Each Time

November 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Zany local improv troupe Home Improv-ment is on a heck of a roll.

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