Man Sadly Eats Entire ‘Brownie Explosion’ For Three By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — In Waterson’s Ice Cream Shoppe, local man Jake Hermann ordered the ‘Brownie Explosion’,
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Podcast Listener Knows More Specific Bullshit Than You
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers & Chai Karve SILVER LAKE, CA — A local friend group was enjoying a casual conversation about
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Student Brushes Teeth as Long as Person at Neighboring Sink to Not Seem Gross
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery | photo by Liam Maddox BIRNKRANT — Friday morning, freshman Marcus Reynolds entered the bathroom and began
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Police Commit to Shooting More Unarmed White People to Ensure Equality
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alan Smithee LAS VEGAS, NV — With over 136 black people killed to date by police officers in the
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Enraged Man Repeatedly Stabs iPhone 7 with Headphone Jack to Make Own Port
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery NEW YORK — After just purchasing his brand new iPhone 7, Clark Samson absentmindedly tried plugging in
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Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert
“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”
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How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order
Read moreParents Keep Making Up Excuses to Elongate Move-In Process
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEW NORTH — Unable to say goodbye to their child, Tim, and finally become empty-nesters, local parents
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Intern Realizes Why Adults Are So Sad
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Chai Karve DALE & ASSOCIATES — When law intern Chuck Hawkins walked into the office for
Read moreFlag No Longer Sure Why It’s at Half-Mast
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat — Photo by The Why LOS ANGELES — For five consecutive weeks now, the American Flag outside
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