Local Mom Pregames for Target Run with Glass of Wine
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra DULUTH, MN – After dropping the kids off at a sleepover, Sherry Gables kicked off her loafers,
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Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However,
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Parents Unsuccessfully Feign Surprise When Son Comes Out of Closet
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch DECATUR, IL — Though Susan and Jonathan Hardy tried their best, they were unable to contain their
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Number of Forks in Take-Out Bag Indicate Woman’s Meal Intended For More Than One Person
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS — Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a
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Therapist Sure Has Their Work Cut Out for Them This Week
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES — Ooh, boy! This week is going to be a rough one for Dr. Riley
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Area Man Fakes Own Death, Successfully Avoids Driving Roommate To Airport
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – As investigators continued to search for the body of murdered Glendale native Derek
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Local Man “Could Probably Fix That” Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CULVER CITY — Upon realizing that his washing machine was broken, Sal Smith scoffed at his wife’s
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Woman Stops Talking to Self Due to Dull Conversation
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte UNIVERSITY PARK– After a tumultuous relationship lasting two decades, junior Leah Carpenter made the tough decision to
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Insufferable Douche Worth Being Friends With Because He’ll Be Rich Later
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS — Local douche Elliot Tufts greeted his friends in the lobby of Fertitta
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Washing Roommates’ Dishes Prepares Woman for Future as Unappreciated Housewife
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte TROY HALL — When sophomore Jackie Wallace gets home each evening, a stack of her roommates’ dirty
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