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After Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio

February 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For

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9th Grade Class Disappointed New Kid Isn’t Some Sex God Here to Sweep Them Off Their Feet

February 20, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery INDIANAPOLIS, IN— At 9:27 AM, Mr. Nielson’s 9th grade American history class let out a collective groan

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NBC Renews Law & Order: SVU Through 2086

February 15, 2018February 15, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier LOS ANGELES, CA – In a contract that pays Dick Wolf enough money to purchase a “sizable”

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Master of Seduction Buys Grocery Store Roses and Olive Garden Gift Card

February 14, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA  — A local Ralph’s checkout line was left stunned as a master of love

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Dentist More Disappointed in Man Than Father Ever Was

February 13, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte When Craig Butler went to his appointment at Wilkerson Dental on Thursday, he was expecting a bit

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Business Presentation Using More Prop Work Than Called For

February 12, 2018 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES– Local advertising agency executives left their all-staff meeting shocked on Wednesday, after witnessing a funding

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Fifth Member of Friend Group “Doesn’t Understand What’s So F*cking Funny”

February 6, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA, — College student Tom Davis has a problem with the new friend group that

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Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns

February 5, 2018January 23, 2021 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO — Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of

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“I Only Watch for the Commercials,” Says Least Interesting Guy at Super Bowl Party

February 2, 2018June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PHILADELPHIA, PA – Everyone at Rebecca Huston’s Super Bowl party is brimming with excitement to watch the

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Can’t Dance? Try Hopping on Hot Coals or Having a Cowboy Shoot at Your Feet!

February 1, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock USC DIVISION OF BIOKINESIOLOGY – After nearly three decades of research, the USC Division of Biokinesiology and

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