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College Graduate Keeps USC ‘23 as Instagram Bio After Realizing They Have No Personality

June 7, 2023June 7, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias After wise words from one of the greatest independent arthouse filmmakers of the 21st century, Kevin Feige,

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Web Reg Announces Ticketmaster Collab, GE Seats Sell for $485

April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of students registering for classes in the coming weeks, USC announced

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USC Begins Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations Early, Promotes Youth in Asia

March 28, 2023March 28, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA – USC has kicked off its Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations a few

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Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting

March 27, 2023October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA – Alright. Listen. I am well aware of how effective and important unions are

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30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Staff

By Staff It was reported that USC tuition will rise by 5%. While USC students may be concerned, The Sack

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“Weed Opened My Third Eye” Says Man Who Hasn’t Opened a Book in Five Years

March 7, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC student and renowned activist Robert Davis has devoted his life to destigmatizing recreational

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In Time For Latest Deftones Drop, USC Expands Lyft Zone to Include Fairfax Heaven by Marc Jacobs Store

March 4, 2023March 4, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA – The University of Southern California has announced its expansion of the free shared

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Average Man Overhyped by Interesting Woman

March 3, 2023March 2, 2023 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – To add to the already devastating statistic, local enthralling woman Genevieve Myers fell

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Flood Damages Thornton, Horny Band Kids Wetter Than Ever Before

February 28, 2023February 28, 2023 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Following the torrential downpour this past weekend, The Music Complex suffered significant damage,

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Greek Row Adds PlayPlace for Underaged Girls

February 22, 2023February 21, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — The University Park Interfraternity Council has announced plans to construct a PlayPlace on

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