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College USC 

In Time For Latest Deftones Drop, USC Expands Lyft Zone to Include Fairfax Heaven by Marc Jacobs Store

March 4, 2023March 4, 2023 Audrey Serrano 77 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA – The University of Southern California has announced its expansion of the free shared

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College USC 

Greek Row Adds PlayPlace for Underaged Girls

February 22, 2023February 21, 2023 Audrey Serrano 122 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — The University Park Interfraternity Council has announced plans to construct a PlayPlace on

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Local 

Woman Experiencing “Catholic Guilt” Just Awful Human Being

January 3, 2023January 1, 2023 Audrey Serrano 255 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Meg Bateman is claiming to be a victim of “Catholic Guilt,”

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Local Politics 

Caruso Mayoral Loss Karma for Closure of Grove American Girl Place

November 16, 2022November 20, 2022 Audrey Serrano 253 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Political scientists have determined that the underlying reason for Rick Caruso’s mayoral loss

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LA’s New Favorite Cocktail Just Borg

November 16, 2022November 15, 2022 Audrey Serrano 391 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Move over Aperol spritz! After Bella Hadid was spotted sipping translucent pink liquid

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Self-Proclaimed “Golden Retriever Boy” Comes Out As Furry

October 19, 2022October 18, 2022 Audrey Serrano 237 Views

By Audrey Serrano SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Self-proclaimed ‘Golden Retriever Boy’ Cameron Turner has come out as a furry. The

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Politics 

Trump Picks Shakira as Running Mate in 2024 Presidential Campaign

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022 Audrey Serrano 440 Views

By Audrey Serrano PALM BEACH, FL — One-term president and infinite-term tax evader Donald Trump has selected pop singer Shakira

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College USC 

Ask The Experts: Best Sex Positions For A Twin XL

September 23, 2022September 22, 2022 Audrey Serrano 391 Views

By Audrey Serrano According to certified sex therapist Dr. Cassidy White, Ph.D, “Even the highest of sex drives can be

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