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USC to Change Tuition Policy to “Girls Free, Guys $90,000”

September 15, 2023September 14, 2023 Audrey Serrano 1005 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to harbor financial aid requests and utilize policies students are

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Doctors Warn of Secondhand Smoke Exposure from Kissing Timothée Chalamet

September 5, 2023September 8, 2023 Audrey Serrano 1083 Views

By Audrey Serrano Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center pulmonologist Dr. Caroline Mering issued an advisory about the health implications of

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Entertainment 

Frank Ocean Booed Offstage for Drake During Coachella

April 17, 2023April 17, 2023 Audrey Serrano 771 Views

By Audrey Serrano INDIO, CALIFORNIA – On Sunday, legendary artist Frank Ocean was booed off the Coachella main stage by

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College USC 

USC Begins Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations Early, Promotes Youth in Asia

March 28, 2023March 28, 2023 Audrey Serrano 1242 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA – USC has kicked off its Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations a few

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College USC 

In Time For Latest Deftones Drop, USC Expands Lyft Zone to Include Fairfax Heaven by Marc Jacobs Store

March 4, 2023March 4, 2023 Audrey Serrano 816 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA – The University of Southern California has announced its expansion of the free shared

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College USC 

Greek Row Adds PlayPlace for Underaged Girls

February 22, 2023February 21, 2023 Audrey Serrano 929 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — The University Park Interfraternity Council has announced plans to construct a PlayPlace on

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Woman Experiencing “Catholic Guilt” Just Awful Human Being

January 3, 2023January 1, 2023 Audrey Serrano 1056 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Meg Bateman is claiming to be a victim of “Catholic Guilt,”

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Caruso Mayoral Loss Karma for Closure of Grove American Girl Place

November 16, 2022November 20, 2022 Audrey Serrano 962 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Political scientists have determined that the underlying reason for Rick Caruso’s mayoral loss

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Local 

LA’s New Favorite Cocktail Just Borg

November 16, 2022November 15, 2022 Audrey Serrano 1155 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Move over Aperol spritz! After Bella Hadid was spotted sipping translucent pink liquid

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Self-Proclaimed “Golden Retriever Boy” Comes Out As Furry

October 19, 2022October 18, 2022 Audrey Serrano 1121 Views

By Audrey Serrano SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Self-proclaimed ‘Golden Retriever Boy’ Cameron Turner has come out as a furry. The

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