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“Weed Opened My Third Eye” Says Man Who Hasn’t Opened a Book in Five Years

March 7, 2023March 6, 2023 Lili Adkins 130 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC student and renowned activist Robert Davis has devoted his life to destigmatizing

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Hazardous Materials at DPS Office Render Hundreds of Pounds of Pork Inedible

February 11, 2023February 11, 2023 Lili Adkins 85 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA ––– At 4:47pm on February 9, USC TrojansAlert email alerted the university of a

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LGBTQ+ Student Center Installs Metal Detectors at Entrance to Screen for Mandatory Nose Ring

February 6, 2023February 6, 2023 Lili Adkins 106 Views

By Lili Adkins  LOS ANGELES, CA — Since its establishment, the LGBTQ+ Student Center (LGBTQ+SC) has offered priceless resources and

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5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself After Getting Dumped

December 2, 2022December 1, 2022 Lili Adkins 243 Views

5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself after Getting Dumped By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– You’ve been dumped, and it

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Local Dirtbag So Far From Holiness Village Mormons Beg Her Not to Convert

October 5, 2022October 3, 2022 Lili Adkins 211 Views

By Lili Adkins  LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA––After a duo of Mormons stopped USC sophomore Janet Pierce outside Dulce last Tuesday, she

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Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese

May 16, 2022May 16, 2022 Lili Adkins 622 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC senior Simon Griffin reports that after eight laborious semesters of intensive Japanese

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Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips

May 9, 2022May 9, 2022 Lili Adkins 1272 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– While conducting a mandatory Health and Safety Inspection in McCarthy Residential College, USC

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Sustainability at USC: Spit Tests to Power Water Fountains, New Indoor Pool

November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Lili Adkins 954 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA – USC administration revealed Monday that the university has been dumping used COVID-19 spit

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  • Cocaine Bear Spotted with Emily Ratajkowski
  • Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting
  • Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat
  • Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day

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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees

Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees

December 18, 2020 Emily Torp No Comment

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