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Nikias Stages Bovard Sit-in

April 16, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman Fed up with the University’s unwillingness to grant any concessions in the service workers’ contract, which currently

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President Nikias Gets Arm Stuck in Burrito Machine

April 5, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash PARKSIDE––Campus was abuzz this week with arrival of innovative, new technology, and no one was excited as

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USC Introduces New “Problems Without Passports” Programs

April 4, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff On Tuesday evening, university officials announced plans to expand the popular “Problems Without Passports,” which according to its website “combines

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After 102 Years, Daily Trojan to Cease Publication

April 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC representatives announced that the Daily Trojan, USC’s student newspaper since 1912, ceased publication as of today. The

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Gateway Inaugurates Complimentary Shuttle to Campus

March 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman Facing stiff competition with other student apartment buildings, the management of University Gateway Apartments gathered at the

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George Takei to Replace Bush as Dean of Price

March 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Zoe Haddad and Axel Hellman BOVARD AUDITORIUM—Actor and activist George Takei spoke at Bovard auditorium Friday evening. Takei enchanted

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Leavey Library To Offer Student Housing For Next Semester

March 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Students have jokingly claimed that they ‘live in Leavey Library.’ Next semester, students can make this claim

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Wednesday Farmers Market Missing, Kale-and-Carrot Chip Levels Reach Dangerous Low

March 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Esmy Jimenez MCCARTHY QUADRANGLE — Yesterday, USC students who had grown accustomed to buying organic produce

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President Obama Speaks at Marshall School of Business

March 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS — Barack Obama spoke at the Marshall School of Business last night, outlining

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USC 24 Hour Film Festival Ends In Disaster Following Unfortunate Typo

February 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES — Tragedy struck the USC Film Program this past weekend following an unfortunate typo in

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