Alien Spacecraft Discovered in Every USC Fountain
by The History Channel LOS ANGELES — Practically overnight, almost every fountain at the USC campus has been entirely fenced
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Trojan Family Confronts Issues of Incest, Nepotism
by Staff Above: Two members of the Trojan Family about to commit incestuous acts CAREER CENTER — For years, the
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A Sack Investigation: Why Choose USC?
by Staff With a glut of bright-eyed, optimistic high schoolers declaring their intent to enroll at our fine institution, we
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Freshman from Upper East Side Beginning to Wonder about Doorman at New/North
by Staff Chloe Hooter, a freshman hunting/gathering major from New York’s wealthy Upper East Side, first became suspicious when the
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Nikias Stages Bovard Sit-in
by Axel Hellman Fed up with the University’s unwillingness to grant any concessions in the service workers’ contract, which currently
Read morePresident Nikias Gets Arm Stuck in Burrito Machine
by Jori Barash PARKSIDE––Campus was abuzz this week with arrival of innovative, new technology, and no one was excited as
Read moreUSC Introduces New “Problems Without Passports” Programs
by Staff On Tuesday evening, university officials announced plans to expand the popular “Problems Without Passports,” which according to its website “combines
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After 102 Years, Daily Trojan to Cease Publication
by Staff USC representatives announced that the Daily Trojan, USC’s student newspaper since 1912, ceased publication as of today. The
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Gateway Inaugurates Complimentary Shuttle to Campus
by Axel Hellman Facing stiff competition with other student apartment buildings, the management of University Gateway Apartments gathered at the
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George Takei to Replace Bush as Dean of Price
by Zoe Haddad and Axel Hellman BOVARD AUDITORIUM—Actor and activist George Takei spoke at Bovard auditorium Friday evening. Takei enchanted
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