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Trustees Vote to Change “USC Trojans” to “USC W.A.S.P.S”

July 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier After months of debate, controversy, and multi-million dollar donations, the USC Board of Trustees voted this Saturday

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USC Fraternity Prosecuted for Flag Desecration

June 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman A group of nearly 20 USC students are under investigation by the FBI after accusations surfaced that

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Parkside RA Warns Residents about “Bad Part of Town”

June 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat PARKSIDE ARTS AND HUMANITIES– In a weekly floor meeting, Parkside RA Kenneth Bickle alerted his residents to

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EVK Introduces Kool-Aid Pickles, Wonder Bread Taco Night

May 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN (EVK) – Over the past several years, the admissions process has become increasingly selective and

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Letter: Why Are People Still Coughing? By C. L. Max Nikias

May 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Fellow Trojans! Now that April is over, we are only a few days into May, which is the fifth month

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Daily Trojan Issues Desperate Plea to FIND AL

May 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat DAILY TROJAN OFFICE — Thursday’s issue of the Daily Trojan alarmed students campuswide, as the headline featured

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In the Spirit Of Continuity, New/North Ends Year As It Started

May 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Tradition is in the air tonight. Passerbys can smell it in the breaths of joyous students. Most

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Alien Spacecraft Discovered in Every USC Fountain

April 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by The History Channel LOS ANGELES — Practically overnight, almost every fountain at the USC campus has been entirely fenced

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Trojan Family Confronts Issues of Incest, Nepotism

April 24, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff  Above:  Two members of the Trojan Family about to commit incestuous acts CAREER CENTER — For years, the

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A Sack Investigation: Why Choose USC?

April 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff List

by Staff With a glut of bright-eyed, optimistic high schoolers declaring their intent to enroll at our fine institution, we

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