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Reasons Behind the Closure of UV’s Flagship Theatre

April 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat UNIVERSITY VILLAGE –On routine strolls through USC’s University Village over the past few weeks, many students have

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Hilarious Skull and Dagger Society Prank Convinces Students to Fork over $59,265

April 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Every April, the mysterious Skull and Dagger Society, an underground secret society consisting of elite, well-connected USC

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President Nikias Gets Arm Stuck in Burrito Machine

April 5, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash PARKSIDE––Campus was abuzz this week with arrival of innovative, new technology, and no one was excited as

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USC Introduces New “Problems Without Passports” Programs

April 4, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff On Tuesday evening, university officials announced plans to expand the popular “Problems Without Passports,” which according to its website “combines

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After 102 Years, Daily Trojan to Cease Publication

April 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC representatives announced that the Daily Trojan, USC’s student newspaper since 1912, ceased publication as of today. The

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One Week After Spring Break, Starting Conversations Impossible Again

March 29, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC — Just one week after the end of Spring Break, widespread reports across campus have indicated

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Gateway Inaugurates Complimentary Shuttle to Campus

March 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman Facing stiff competition with other student apartment buildings, the management of University Gateway Apartments gathered at the

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4% of Greek Community Aware that Today is Tuesday

March 25, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff THE ROW, USC – In a shocking new poll conducted by the Sack of Troy, only 1 in

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USC WiFi Comes Back from Break Totally Wasted

March 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SERVICES — This week marks the annual return of USC students from Spring Recess,

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Business Major Just Doing It for the Money, Concubines

March 14, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS-  Speaking with reporters about the matter, Junior business major Richie Fitch revealed that

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