In the Spirit Of Continuity, New/North Ends Year As It Started
by Jori Barash Tradition is in the air tonight. Passerbys can smell it in the breaths of joyous students. Most
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Alien Spacecraft Discovered in Every USC Fountain
by The History Channel LOS ANGELES — Practically overnight, almost every fountain at the USC campus has been entirely fenced
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Exclusive Footage: Experts Reform AlcoholEDU
The Sack interviews Dr. Bud Heineken, who is redesigning the notorious AlcoholEdu system to meet the needs of the 21st
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Trojan Family Confronts Issues of Incest, Nepotism
by Staff Above: Two members of the Trojan Family about to commit incestuous acts CAREER CENTER — For years, the
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A Sack Investigation: Why Choose USC?
by Staff With a glut of bright-eyed, optimistic high schoolers declaring their intent to enroll at our fine institution, we
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International Criminal Court Prosecutes Local Frat Boy for Austin Powers Impersonation
by Andy Gause THE ROW– In a saddening event for the University, the International Criminal Court has charged Phil Bernstein, a
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Freshman from Upper East Side Beginning to Wonder about Doorman at New/North
by Staff Chloe Hooter, a freshman hunting/gathering major from New York’s wealthy Upper East Side, first became suspicious when the
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Nikias Stages Bovard Sit-in
by Axel Hellman Fed up with the University’s unwillingness to grant any concessions in the service workers’ contract, which currently
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“Comedy@SCA Live!” Parodies ‘Sketch Show’
by Jori Barash On Friday night, the second episode of this daring series was taped at the George Spielberg Center
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Affluent Suburbanites Start Own Fraternity
by Jori Barash and Maya Richard-Craven According to the Inter-Minority Council, white-Americans are nationally the most underrepresented demographic within the
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