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George Takei to Replace Bush as Dean of Price

March 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Zoe Haddad and Axel Hellman BOVARD AUDITORIUM—Actor and activist George Takei spoke at Bovard auditorium Friday evening. Takei enchanted

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Leavey Library To Offer Student Housing For Next Semester

March 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Students have jokingly claimed that they ‘live in Leavey Library.’ Next semester, students can make this claim

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Greek Community’s Attempt to Decide Which Frat is ‘the Least Fratty’ Ends in Raucous Pool Party

March 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The Presidents of USC’s Greek organizations gathered together this weekend to put an end to the question

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Skateboarder Literally Circumnavigates Globe to Avoid Social Activists

March 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — “I don’t have the patience for this crap!” yelled Greer Meelson, as

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Wednesday Farmers Market Missing, Kale-and-Carrot Chip Levels Reach Dangerous Low

March 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Esmy Jimenez MCCARTHY QUADRANGLE — Yesterday, USC students who had grown accustomed to buying organic produce

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Iranian Club President Refuses to Acknowledge Existence of Jewish Fund-rager

March 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In a recent statement that has shaken the campus party scene, the president of the Iranian club,

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President Obama Speaks at Marshall School of Business

March 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS — Barack Obama spoke at the Marshall School of Business last night, outlining

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USC 24 Hour Film Festival Ends In Disaster Following Unfortunate Typo

February 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES — Tragedy struck the USC Film Program this past weekend following an unfortunate typo in

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USG Vows to Fix Greek Underrepresentation

February 25, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman On Thursday night, Undergraduate Student Government pooh-bahs celebrated the election of their next president and vice president.

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USC Secrets Now Most Accurate University News Source

February 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Julia Zucker A recent survey by the Annenberg School of Communication revealed that USC Secrets is now considered by students to

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