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USC to Sell Luxury Car, Yacht Parking on Trousdale

August 25, 2015January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C. L.

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Staff Picks: Highly Recommended Fall Courses

August 10, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff List

by Staff With school right around the corner students are frantically searching for guidance on which courses to take; to

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99% of USC Students Crashing on 1% of Local Couches for the Next Week

August 2, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat NUPAC APARTMENTS — Rossie Jones stands on the sidewalk, staring up at a second floor window. Beside

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USC Students Reconnect With Hometown Drinking Companions

July 19, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Dan Giles “It’s just surreal that my home continued onward without me for a year. I feel like a

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Freshman Orientation Distributes Nametags with Financial Aid, SAT Scores Listed

July 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash More than ever, orientation is such an impactful moment in the beginnings of students’ university experience. Freshmen

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On Eve Of Graduation, Liberal Arts Major Realizes He’s Made A Huge Mistake

May 14, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause USC–With graduation tomorrow, senior creative writing major Kirk Mason has come to the conclusion that he’s “majorly

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Junior on Study Abroad Returns with Well-Rounded Education, Native Bride

May 12, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Sam Marson, a junior pop music major, decided to study abroad in his Spring 2015 semester in Ethiopia,

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Terrible Student Conveniently Makes Google Doc to Share Notes Before Final

May 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat TAPER HALL — At approximately 4:05pm today, the greater majority of PSYC 201’s lecture attendees received a

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DPS Fines Firefighters for Failing to Scan Fingerprints while Fighting Fire in Freshman Dorm

May 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff NEW NORTH–Last night at 11:30 PM, a fire broke out on the third story of New North. A

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Paranoia Sets In As USC PhD Students Required to Physically Defend Their Thesis

May 10, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Alex Tranquada USC–There is perhaps no moment more important in the life of a PhD student than their thesis

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