Sports Car to Replace Traveler as USC Mascot
by Staff TROUSDALE PKWY – With a stunning display at the base of Tommy Trojan, USC announced yesterday the retirement
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Lyon Center Expansion Completed
by Axel Hellman Responding to student concerns about overcrowding at the Lyon Center, the University Office of Student Affairs has
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Rini Insulter to Deliver Bouquet, Hand-written Apology Note
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] by Staff “Time to bring out the ol’ oops-I-was-racist-sorry-about-that stationery,” said Ross Bragett, external relations chair of the insult
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USC Launches SCampaign to Add ‘On!’ After More Verbs Around Campus
by Thomas Marshall In an effort to raise campus awareness of the ubiquitousness of the ‘Trojan family,’ this past Wednesday,
Read moreBanned From Drinking in the Locker Room, Sarkisian Plans on Drinking on the Sidelines
by Benji Stoll LOS ANGELES, CA — Following Head Coach Steve Sarkisian’s embarrassing drunken episode at the Salute to Troy
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Visions And Voices In Last Ditch Effort Book Off-Broadway Star’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Friend
by Amanda Suarez Get excited! The Visions and Voices events coordinator is anticipating record ticket sales anywhere from 90-105 for their
Read moreVandals Bus Breaks Down On Compton Streets After University Uses Potatoes As Fuel
by Morgan Greenwald MOSCOW, ID — En route to face off against the USC Trojans at the LA Memorial Coliseum,
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Students Adjust To Masturbating In New Environs
by Alan Smithee Whether living for the first time in a dorm, an apartment, or a rental house, the start
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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”
by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school
Read moreUSC to Sell Luxury Car, Yacht Parking on Trousdale
by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C. L.
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