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Attention Vortex Columns 

Is Your Water Expired?

January 25, 2016January 21, 2021 Chris Dennis 3661 Views List
by Chris Dennis Water is the one thing seemingly everyone wants to get their hands (and mouths) on. But with Read more
College Editorial 

Staff Picks: Highly Recommended Fall Courses

August 10, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff 3104 Views List

by Staff With school right around the corner students are frantically searching for guidance on which courses to take; to

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Attention Vortex College Columns 

Sack of Troy’s Best 25 Things about Greek Life

October 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff 2905 Views List

by Staff The Sack of Troy has released its annual compilation of the 25 things that make it awesome to

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A Sack Investigation: Why Choose USC?

April 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff 3150 Views List

by Staff With a glut of bright-eyed, optimistic high schoolers declaring their intent to enroll at our fine institution, we

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