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9/11 Skeptic Making Poli Sci Class Pretty Interesting

March 8, 2018June 19, 2020 Rachel Zubli

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– Professor Schwartz’s POSC-382 class experienced a dramatic increase in attendance after notoriously skeptical classmate

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Robert Durst Tries Stand-Up, Kills

March 6, 2018January 22, 2021 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt COMEDY CELLAR — At a local open mic, real estate mogul, heir to the Seymore Durst, and

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Grandma of Grandson Who Needs a Haircut Takes Matters Into Own Hands

March 5, 2018January 22, 2021 Jose Cardenas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA – After his college graduation, Martha Boxen finally reunited with her grandson Nathaniel and

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Following Success of “Black Panther,” Industry Greenlights More Movies About Panthers

March 1, 2018January 21, 2021 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks HOLLYWOOD, CA – After Black Panther made $520 million in its first weekend, the film industry took

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Teacher’s Pet Pees on Rug

February 28, 2018 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TAPER HALL — Many college students feel pressure to engage with faculty thanks to the rat race

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Man Who is Not Team Player Won’t Shut Up About Merits of Teamwork

February 27, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire VON KLEINSMID CENTER — When Jerry Schlein was assigned an in-class literature analysis and put into a

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Report: Jessica Is, Like, Sooooo Drunk

February 26, 2018 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a study confirmed by experts, researchers, and eyewitnesses, Jessica, a 19-year-old sophomore

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Sorority Gives Diversity Bid to Girl With Glasses

February 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking move that will shake up the entire Greek system, sorority

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After Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio

February 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For

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Sack Superhero #1: Guy Who’s Read Infinite Jest

February 21, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

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