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Elon Musk Blacks Out, Builds Iron Man Suit

March 30, 2018January 22, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier BEL AIR, CA – Following a night of heavy drinking at a “rich people party,” billionaire, philanthropist,

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Daniel Day Lewis Cast in Movie About Curing Cancer in Hopes He Will Actually Cure Cancer

March 29, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse HOLLYWOOD, CA — Three time Academy-award winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is known for diving deeply in

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The Boys Are Back in Town For Their Quarterly Fiscal Review

March 28, 2018January 22, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock TOWN, AMERICA – Earlier this morning, it was confirmed that “them wild-eyed boys” just got back. The

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Family Lost on Road Trip After Dad Struggles to Open Giant Map in Car

March 27, 2018January 22, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas DENVER, COLORADO – Traveling all the way from Newport Beach, the Parker family was in for a

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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car

March 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian

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Guy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class

March 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL –  Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for

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Opinion: I Miss the Drought

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an

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Girl From High School Still Doing Theatre

March 20, 2018January 21, 2021 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks BOSTON, MA – Despite graduating high school and reaching adulthood, reports have confirmed that Jamie Harrington is

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College 

Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom

March 19, 2018June 17, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte STAUFFER SCIENCE LECTURE HALL — I’ve been sitting in this lecture hall for an hour and Professor

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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument

March 9, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE–  When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled

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