Elon Musk Blacks Out, Builds Iron Man Suit
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier BEL AIR, CA – Following a night of heavy drinking at a “rich people party,” billionaire, philanthropist,
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Daniel Day Lewis Cast in Movie About Curing Cancer in Hopes He Will Actually Cure Cancer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse HOLLYWOOD, CA — Three time Academy-award winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is known for diving deeply in
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock TOWN, AMERICA – Earlier this morning, it was confirmed that “them wild-eyed boys” just got back. The
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas DENVER, COLORADO – Traveling all the way from Newport Beach, the Parker family was in for a
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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian
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Guy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL – Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for
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Opinion: I Miss the Drought
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks BOSTON, MA – Despite graduating high school and reaching adulthood, reports have confirmed that Jamie Harrington is
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Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte STAUFFER SCIENCE LECTURE HALL — I’ve been sitting in this lecture hall for an hour and Professor
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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE– When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled
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