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Year: 2018

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9th Grade Class Disappointed New Kid Isn’t Some Sex God Here to Sweep Them Off Their Feet

February 20, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery INDIANAPOLIS, IN— At 9:27 AM, Mr. Nielson’s 9th grade American history class let out a collective groan

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Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake

February 16, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to

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NBC Renews Law & Order: SVU Through 2086

February 15, 2018February 15, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier LOS ANGELES, CA – In a contract that pays Dick Wolf enough money to purchase a “sizable”

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Master of Seduction Buys Grocery Store Roses and Olive Garden Gift Card

February 14, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA  — A local Ralph’s checkout line was left stunned as a master of love

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Dentist More Disappointed in Man Than Father Ever Was

February 13, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte When Craig Butler went to his appointment at Wilkerson Dental on Thursday, he was expecting a bit

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Business Presentation Using More Prop Work Than Called For

February 12, 2018 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES– Local advertising agency executives left their all-staff meeting shocked on Wednesday, after witnessing a funding

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Band Leaves Stage, Comes Back, Plays Another Song

February 9, 2018January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt LOS ANGELES — After a 90-minute set, local rock band The Good Boys decided to take things

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Scientists Finally Agree On What Constitutes Third Base

February 8, 2018January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka NEW YORK CITY, NY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and teenagers have ferociously debated what, exactly, constitutes

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Benny and the Sharks

February 7, 2018 Sara Linden

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Fifth Member of Friend Group “Doesn’t Understand What’s So F*cking Funny”

February 6, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA, — College student Tom Davis has a problem with the new friend group that

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