Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt We saw this with Spider Man in 2011, we saw it with Karen Page in 1999, and
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Year: 2018
Cool! This Bathroom Has a Fold Down Table so I Can Eat My Lunch Without Being Bullied!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ANNENBERG BATHROOM STALL — Man, today is the best day ever. While I was trying to dissociate
Read moreProgressive Fountains of Wayne Member Liked Stacy’s Mom For Her Personality
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Finn Kobler 2000’s one-hit-wonder band Fountains of Wayne is re-circulating the pop stratosphere after drummer Brian Young spoke about
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Mitt Romney Loses Presidential Election
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt WASHINGTON — After a tense night of counting ballots, it appears that Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has
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Daddy Long Legs Likes It When You Call Him That
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra CHICAGO, IL – Local Pholcidae George Williams likes the common name of his species, Daddy Longlegs. He
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Student Not Here to Make Friends, Have Fun, Get Sleep, Graduate
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann Viterbi freshman Sydney Eriksson announced that she did not come to USC to make friends, nor have
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Local Man Disappointed He Gave Away Good Edibles to Lightweight Trick or Treaters
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Finn Kobler FLAGSTAFF, AZ – Outrage percolated around 23-year-old Gabriel Boulton this Halloween after he received multiple complaints from
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Dentist Saving Best Toothbrushes For Self on Halloween
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan SAN DIEGO, CA — Dr. Ted Denison, a 44-year-old local dentist with patients from ages 4 to
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