Breaking News:
  • E-Scooter Snuck Into Doheny and Leavey
  • Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album
  • All Football Hopefuls Must Tryout With an Eight Bar Cut of “Single Ladies”
  • Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out
  • Carol Folt Dead

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members

articles

College Entertainment 

Due to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest

April 4, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff USC — Due to a typo, 2016’s Springfest was headlined by adult film star Jamie XXX, in place

Read more
Local 

Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank

April 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE — Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank

Read more
Entertainment 

Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords

March 31, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND — Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got

Read more
World 

Woman Appreciates Aesthetic of Glass Ceiling in New Corner Office

March 30, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella NEW YORK CITY — After being promoted by her law firm, Peters, Peterson & Petersen, Marcy Gutierrez

Read more
College News in Brief 

Slumbering Student Woken By Fire Alarm, Goes Back to Sleep

March 29, 2016June 17, 2020 Jonathan Yoo articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo USC HOUSING –– Hundreds of students were startled by the fire alarm drills that took place across

Read more
Politics World 

Controversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court

March 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. — After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case

Read more
Politics 

Millennial Comes Out as Hillary Supporter, Friends Just Wish He Was Gay

March 25, 2016 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mark Lee USC — In the safe space of his dormroom, freshman Gabe Colton sat his closest friends down

Read more
College USC 

Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club

March 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School

Read more
College Entertainment 

Hungover Cinema Professor Surprises Class With Movie Day

March 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Savio articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Savio USC — Aspiring to maintain the School of Cinematic Arts’ reputation as the nation’s premier film school,

Read more
College USC 

Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break

March 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — While all of his friends went away, sophomore Quinlan Buxter decided to stay on campus

Read more
  • ← Previous
  • Next →

Categories

  • Apologies to The Editor
  • Attention Vortex
  • College
  • Columns
  • Comics
  • Dear Mom
  • Editorial
  • Entertainment
  • Film Bro Friday
  • Girlboss Alert!
  • Local
  • News in Brief
  • News in Pictures
  • Politics
  • Reviews
  • Sports
  • Strong Feelings
  • U.S.
  • Uncategorized
  • USC
  • Videos
  • World

Recent Posts

  • E-Scooter Snuck Into Doheny and Leavey
  • Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album
  • All Football Hopefuls Must Tryout With an Eight Bar Cut of “Single Ladies”
  • Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out
  • Carol Folt Dead

Article Roulette

Gladiatorial Games to be Held at Coliseum

December 16, 2011 Axel Hellman No Comment

Archives

© 2025 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.