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Author: Jonathan Yoo

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Student Can’t Parallel Park, Parks a Mile Away

April 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jonathan Yoo articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo A SPOT FAR, FAR AWAY ––  Jonathan Driver was running late to his first day of work

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Slumbering Student Woken By Fire Alarm, Goes Back to Sleep

March 29, 2016June 17, 2020 Jonathan Yoo articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo USC HOUSING –– Hundreds of students were startled by the fire alarm drills that took place across

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