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Trump Insists Destroyed Documents Simply Being Used As Guinea Pig Bedding

August 10, 2022August 10, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina  PALM BEACH, FL — After the FBI raided his Mar-a-Lago estate, Donald Trump insisted that incriminating documents

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Pelosi Visits Beautiful Chinese Taipei, Bless Our Fearless Leader Xi Jinping

August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine CHINESE TAIPEI—The United States Speaker of the House touched down in Chinese Taipei on Tuesday, much to

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Top Five Bridges for Jeff Bezos to Dismantle

July 7, 2022July 30, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk To the dismay of Jeff Bezos, Dutch shipbuilder Oceanco has scrapped plans to dismantle a bridge in

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EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out On Roe v. Wade

June 25, 2022June 26, 2022 Joshua Wolk

We at the Sack of Troy firmly believe in giving a voice to the voiceless. So we did. SACK: How

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Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead

June 24, 2022June 30, 2022 Mia Young

By Mia Young WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an official press release, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas suggested that women seeking

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Confused Leprechaun Finds Himself In Pride Parade

June 13, 2022June 12, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk PHILADELPHIA, PA — Several public disturbance complaints were filed at this year’s Philly Pride festival reporting disorderly

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“I Can Fix Him” Says Bob the Builder’s Wife

June 2, 2022June 2, 2022 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino BOBSVILLE – On Sunday evening, celebrity contractor Robert Builder II was arrested for driving a dump truck

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Rejected Met Gala Themes

May 4, 2022May 5, 2022 Staff

Our journalists at The Sack of Troy obtained leaked documents from the Met Gala, and based on the principle of

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San Andreas Speaks Out: It Wasn’t Their Fault

February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 Lola Gilmore

By Lola Gilmore LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of a minor earthquake that occurred 17 miles southeast of

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San Diego Zoo Saves Antelope From the Freedom of 3.552 Million Square Miles of African Sahara Desert

January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 Jess Wild

By Jessica Wild SAN DIEGO, CA — This holiday season, a Sahara Desert antelope was given the gift of new

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