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Local 7 Year Old Caught Funneling Lemonade Stand Profits To Somalian Paramilitary Group

September 8, 2022September 7, 2022 Gitika Pahwa

By Gitika Pahwa FAIR HAVEN, VT – Local parents are in shock following news that a Lincoln Elementary 2nd grader’s

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“You’ve Got What It Takes, Kid!” Ted Cruz Names Josh Hawley to Succeed Him As New Zodiac Killer

January 26, 2021January 25, 2021 Gitika Pahwa

By Gitika Pahwa WASHINGTON D.C. – In an intimate exchange between the two junior senators on the chamber floor, Ted

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