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God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village

April 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end

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In An Effort to Grow Its Base, KKK Announces Diversity Outreach Program

April 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alan Smithee HARRISON, AR — With the number of white supremacists declining in the United States, the Klu Klux Klan

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Gentrification Hits Disneyland Hard, Rising Rents Force Seven Dwarfs to Move

April 6, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski base photo by Babble DISNEYLAND — The magic kingdom has been experiencing some large changes in recent

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Failure of Canadian Solar Energy Program Attributed to Living in America’s Shadow

April 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella CANADA — Canada’s solar program has many citizens disappointedly exclaiming “oh, Canada!” as the program has failed

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Woman Appreciates Aesthetic of Glass Ceiling in New Corner Office

March 30, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella NEW YORK CITY — After being promoted by her law firm, Peters, Peterson & Petersen, Marcy Gutierrez

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Controversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court

March 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. — After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case

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Thesaurus.com Shuts Down, This Is Very Not Good For Everyone

March 3, 2016January 21, 2021 Mimi Evans articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans REFERENCE.COM HQ — Thesaurus.com shut down on Tuesday amid concerns from lawmakers that it encouraged diversity of

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Japan Fears North Korean Missile Test Might Fail Too Close To Them

March 1, 2016January 21, 2021 Brent Stinebaker articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker TOKYO, JAPAN — Working arduously to step up the anti-air defenses, the Japanese Defense Force is counting

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Mattel Unveils New Dad-Bod Ken Dolls After Overwhelming Response to New Realistic Barbies

February 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Chris Dennis articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis MATTEL INC. — After so much positive support for their recent line of more realistic Barbies, Mattel

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Starving Children Fail New Year’s Resolution to Quit Starving

January 12, 2016January 21, 2021 Kim Rogers articles

by Kim Rogers photo credit SADLAND, USA — Less than two weeks after vowing to take advantage of the new

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