Skateboarder Eats Shit, Contracts E Coli
By Jackson Irvine HOLLYWOOD, CA — Yesterday evening medical professionals were called to the home of 22-year-old, self-described home boy
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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”
By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds
By Sarah Cortina and Alexandra Ornes The “weekender” has become the “10 days, given symptoms do not change or new
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Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery
By Josh Wolk Photo by Elisabetta Lombardo on Unsplash
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Bills Make History By Not Losing
By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the
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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees
By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – The entire cardboard cutout fan section at the latest USC football game was
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Football Gamblers Place Bets on Which PAC-12 Teams Will Cause Largest COVID-19 Outbreak in Their Surrounding Areas
By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — With the return of football for the Pac-12 Conference, sports gamblers now have
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Los Angeles Lakers Piss in Every Single Corner of Staples Center to Establish Dominance Over Clippers
By Carson Diamond LOS ANGELES, CA — Fresh off their NBA Finals victory, the Los Angeles Lakers once again decided
Read moreFemale Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness
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