Georgia Governor Rescinds Mask, Shirt, and Shoes Policies
by Rachel Michelman ATLANTA, GA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp met public expectations at Thursday’s press conference after declaring he
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Trump Repeals Obama-Era Law of Gravity
By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, D.C. – In the latest move in his war on regulation, today President Donald Trump signed
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High Schools Mandate Masks to Protect Students from Girls’ Distracting Faces
by Melanie Hoffmann OXNARD, CA — During the Oxnard School District’s press conference about reopening schools for the 2020-2021 school
Read moreUnited States Offers Financial Relief to Help Struggling Parent Companies Feed Their Subsidiaries
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON D.C. — In the middle of an economic crisis caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, the United
Read moreGhislaine Maxwell Found Alive in Jail Cell
by JT Tomlinson BRADFORD, NH — Accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was found responsive in her jail cell Monday morning,
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Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body
By Preston Long MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook joined the fight against disinformation last week when Chief Technical Officer Mike
Read moreGuy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America
by Melanie Hoffmann WALL STREET — As the novel coronavirus has been wreaking havoc on public life, amusement parks have
Read moreNew Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient
By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON D.C. – In a sweeping new stimulus bill introduced Monday, Congress announced that every single coronavirus
Read moreImpatient Donald Trump Attempts to Schedule Summit with Coronavirus
by JT Tomlinson WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump has officially declared plans to schedule a leadership summit with the
Read moreViolent Terrorist Puts Pickles on Cop’s Burger Even Though They Specifically Said No Pickles
By Jonathan Krone LUBBOCK, TEXAS – At a local McDonald’s, a violent and dangerous terrorist made an attempt on an
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