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Breakup Will Allow Local Man to Spend More Time Crying Uncontrollably

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 JT Tomlinson

By JT Tomlinson GREENDALE, OK — Counting his blessings during a difficult grieving process, local man Josh Stevenson conceded that

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National Association of Fourth Graders Recommends Schools Remain Closed in Fall

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By JT Tomlinson NEW YORK, NY — The National Association of Fourth Graders recommended Friday afternoon that all public and

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Ghislaine Maxwell Found Alive in Jail Cell

July 13, 2020January 21, 2021 JT Tomlinson

by JT Tomlinson BRADFORD, NH — Accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was found responsive in her jail cell Monday morning,

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Impatient Donald Trump Attempts to Schedule Summit with Coronavirus

June 24, 2020January 21, 2021 JT Tomlinson

by JT Tomlinson WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump has officially declared plans to schedule a leadership summit with the

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Smart! This Girl Took Birthday Pictures for Her Friends’ Facebook Walls Early This Year!

Smart! This Girl Took Birthday Pictures for Her Friends’ Facebook Walls Early This Year!

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