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Head & Shoulders to Release New 3-in-1: Shampoo, Conditioner, Antidepressant

March 25, 2022March 24, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman CINCINNATI, OH — At Head & Shoulders headquarters, Chief Head and Director (CHAD) Pete Davids and ambassador

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Skateboarder Eats Shit, Contracts E Coli

February 16, 2022February 16, 2022 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine HOLLYWOOD, CA — Yesterday evening medical professionals were called to the home of 22-year-old, self-described home boy

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5 Signs You Might Be Driving Into Oncoming Traffic

February 9, 2022May 15, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk 1. WRONG WAY Red, white, and plastered against a blue sky. So patriotic! If you see this

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Plant Based Restaurant Actually Just Dispensary

February 1, 2022January 31, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina  BOULDER, CO — A popular plant based restaurant on Pearl Street was revealed to be particularly plant

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San Andreas Speaks Out: It Wasn’t Their Fault

February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 Lola Gilmore

By Lola Gilmore LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of a minor earthquake that occurred 17 miles southeast of

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Cashier Who Told You to Have a Nice Day Didn’t Really Mean It

January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — After you successfully navigate the USC Village Trader Joe’s line, the cashier who

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Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect

January 14, 2022January 23, 2022 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student

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Local Frat Boy Finally Gives His Girlfriend The Big O! (Omicron)

January 7, 2022January 7, 2022 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero  LOS ANGELES, CA — USC student and Phi Kappa Psi brother Jonothan Bradely has reportedly spread the

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Man Coming Through Chimney, Homosexuals Unfazed

December 25, 2021December 25, 2021 Adam Sanderson

By Adam Sanderson WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — SLEEEEIGH!  While some have serious questions about how Santa packs himself into such

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Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah

December 4, 2021December 23, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Groundbreaking social progress was made this holiday season when a non-jewish person wished

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