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Relationship Reaches Milestone as Woman Forgets Own Creative Ambitions

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers After one year of exclusive dating, Chelsea Sawyer and her boyfriend Marshall Brooks took their relationship to

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Little Sh*t Thinks Bar Mitzvah Actually Makes Him a Man

October 19, 2017 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TEMPLE — Puny twelve-year-old Adam Putzberg was seen walking out of synagogue with a new spring in

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Sound of Own Voice Still Delightful Reports Guy In Discussion

October 17, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve TAPER HALL — During a Friday morning discussion for Introduction to Feminist Theory, junior Russ McReynolds reported

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Local Man Pushes Upper Limit of “All You Can Eat”

October 16, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley TORRANCE – Patrons of the Han Dynasty Buffet got more than they bargained for Saturday night, as

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Half Post-it Note Over Laptop Webcam Not Getting Paid Nearly Enough for What it Sees

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017 Thomas Marshall

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – In today’s economy, it’s hard to find work, and for those lucky few that

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Accident Baby Not Even Cute

October 6, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CEDARS SINAI HOSPITAL — In the delivery ward of a top-flight local hospital, Liz Collins held her

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Residence Hall Quiet Hours Found to Have No Effect on Voices in Student’s Head

October 5, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan PARKSIDE– A recent scientific study concluded that the designated quiet hour periods at the USC residence halls

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Idiot Riding Unicycle Must Be Unaware of Less Complicated Forms of Transportation

October 3, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – A young man whose primary choice of transportation is a unicycle has transfixed campus. Although

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Meteorologists on Date Skip Small Talk, Get Straight to the Weather

October 2, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington LOS FELIZ, CA – Abandoning the useless social niceties that send many first dates down the drain,

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Recent Grad Visits IKEA to Live Out Fantasies of Home Ownership

September 29, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BURBANK, CA — On Saturday, recent graduate Taryn Rodriguez spent the day at IKEA, living out the

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