Woman Takes Husband’s Last Name and Complete Identity
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden LOS ANGELES, CA — Many leading activists argue that the practice of a woman taking her husband’s
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Bubba Gump Manager Thinks Today’s the Day Tom Hanks Finally Shows Up
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SANTA MONICA, CA – Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. restaurant manager Rickie Goad spent the early hours of
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Coy Barista Indicates She “Totally Wants It” With Polite, Forced Smile
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – A typical morning coffee run got a little hotter this week when local barista
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Girl’s Boyfriend Like, The Funniest Guy Ever
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — We at the Sack of Troy have received word that local junior Jane Lazuli’s boyfriend
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Dad At IKEA Tests Furniture With Crisp Knock and Declaration of “It’s Solid”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve BURBANK, CA — Local father Gerald Muller roamed the walkways of IKEA with his collegiate daughter Beth
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Area Man Fiscally Conservative But Socially Awkward
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — In a time of deep political division, area man Chase Stuart defies the
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Empty Nesters Adjust To One Less Disappointment in House
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Charney-Harrington BELLEVUE, WA — Sunlight streamed through the French doors of Cathy McCormick’s split-level as she padded through
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“This is My Year,” says Woman Who’s Made Zero Changes
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte After a long, relaxing summer, junior Kelsey Holiday returned to campus excited to begin a new chapter
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones LOS ANGELES — After realizing that he was probably past the halfway point of his insignificant life,
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Area Woman Can’t Hear Date Over Ticking of Biological Clock
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA– No matter how close she leaned in, area woman Martha Pratt couldn’t make out
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