Elon Musk Blacks Out, Builds Iron Man Suit
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier BEL AIR, CA – Following a night of heavy drinking at a “rich people party,” billionaire, philanthropist,
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The Boys Are Back in Town For Their Quarterly Fiscal Review
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock TOWN, AMERICA – Earlier this morning, it was confirmed that “them wild-eyed boys” just got back. The
Read moreFamily Lost on Road Trip After Dad Struggles to Open Giant Map in Car
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas DENVER, COLORADO – Traveling all the way from Newport Beach, the Parker family was in for a
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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks BOSTON, MA – Despite graduating high school and reaching adulthood, reports have confirmed that Jamie Harrington is
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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE– When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA – After his college graduation, Martha Boxen finally reunited with her grandson Nathaniel and
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Teacher’s Pet Pees on Rug
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TAPER HALL — Many college students feel pressure to engage with faculty thanks to the rat race
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Man Who is Not Team Player Won’t Shut Up About Merits of Teamwork
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire VON KLEINSMID CENTER — When Jerry Schlein was assigned an in-class literature analysis and put into a
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Report: Jessica Is, Like, Sooooo Drunk
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a study confirmed by experts, researchers, and eyewitnesses, Jessica, a 19-year-old sophomore
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