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Cool! This Bathroom Has a Fold Down Table so I Can Eat My Lunch Without Being Bullied!

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018 Elise Vondra

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ANNENBERG BATHROOM STALL — Man, today is the best day ever. While I was trying to dissociate

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Daddy Long Legs Likes It When You Call Him That

November 6, 2018November 6, 2018 Elise Vondra

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra CHICAGO, IL – Local Pholcidae George Williams likes the common name of his species, Daddy Longlegs. He

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