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By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA–A group email sent out to twelve different people last Monday was actually only sent

By Mia Young OMAHA, NE – Area man Robert Peterson has rescinded his title of “area man” after being forced

By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA – Li’l Timmy, a local 6-year-old boy, is fed up with mankind’s superciliousness. Timmy

By Mia Young NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that area college student and so-called vintage reseller Julia Schiff can

By Alexandra Ornes KNOXVILLE, TN – Local 17-year-old girl Samantha Lange shocked friends on Friday with the use of the

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – As many Americans mourn one merciless year of isolation, Amanda Gilbert has managed to

By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA —At its founding, the Sack of Troy dedicated itself to one thing: holding the

By Emily Torp FORT WORTH, TX – An American Airlines flight to Washington, DC was diverted to New Jersey after