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Area Man Dies After Eating Raw Donkey Meat, Girlfriend says He Died “Doing What He Loved”

May 10, 2021May 18, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp LAS VEGAS, NV – George Glass, of Henderson, passed away following a tragic incident involving consuming raw

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Local Woman Creates Pinterest Board to Escape The Reality That She Will Never Achieve Her Dreams

May 6, 2021May 6, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Despite creating a Pinterest board full of aspirations of what she wants to

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New Head of CDC Says Batman Doesn’t Have to Wear a Mask Anymore

May 4, 2021June 9, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan

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Astrology Alert! My Son Has Cancer

April 28, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young

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Group Email Sent Specifically to Remind One Person

April 26, 2021April 26, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA–A group email sent out to twelve different people last Monday was actually only sent

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Area Man No Longer Area Man After Fleeing Country To Evade Tax Fraud

April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young OMAHA, NE – Area man Robert Peterson has rescinded his title of “area man” after being forced

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Local 6 Year Old Fed Up with Sinful Hubris of Man

April 12, 2021April 9, 2021 Darrien Snyder

By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA – Li’l Timmy, a local 6-year-old boy, is fed up with mankind’s superciliousness. Timmy

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Wow! This Vintage Reseller Can Go Fuck Themself!

April 6, 2021April 5, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that area college student and so-called vintage reseller Julia Schiff can

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Local Girl Isn’t Young Or Old Enough To Justify Saying Oopsie Daisy

March 24, 2021March 24, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes KNOXVILLE, TN – Local 17-year-old girl Samantha Lange shocked friends on Friday with the use of the

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Student Celebrates First Anniversary of Her Quarantine Bangs

March 19, 2021October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – As many Americans mourn one merciless year of isolation, Amanda Gilbert has managed to

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