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Progressive Fountains of Wayne Member Liked Stacy’s Mom For Her Personality

November 13, 2018January 21, 2021 Finn Kobler

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Finn Kobler 2000’s one-hit-wonder band Fountains of Wayne is re-circulating the pop stratosphere after drummer Brian Young spoke about

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Report: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?

October 26, 2018January 21, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last

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Audience at Concert Has Surprisingly Deep Voice

October 24, 2018January 21, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas OAKLAND, CA – At a recent Oracle concert, patrons and employees alike were shocked by the surprisingly

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Disney Buys the Vatican, Declares Crusades Non-Canon

October 15, 2018January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Burbank, CA — After two decades spent purchasing beloved storytelling institutions, the Walt Disney Company has managed

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Millennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography

September 25, 2018January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA — The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country

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Step Aside Herbie the Love Bug, Here Comes URB-E the F*ck Scooter

September 24, 2018January 21, 2021 Ian Riley

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley USC — In 1968, the world was introduced to an irascible Volkswagen named Herbie the Love Bug

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Song Fast But Sad

September 17, 2018January 21, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard

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Tom Cruise Set to Just Fall to His Death in Next Mission Impossible

September 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse Mission Impossible: Fallout became a critical and commercial success due to all of the extreme physical stunts that

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SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t

April 26, 2018January 21, 2021 Rachel Zubli

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli Publicizing on Snapchat that this will be his “big break,” a small-time SoundCloud rapper from your area

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Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality

April 19, 2018January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of

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