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A Tour of the Fountains at USC

April 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall attention vortex

by Thomas Marshall 1. The Finger Fountain The finger fountain is one of USC’s most iconic water features. It gets its

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Film School Is a Lot Like Summer Camp, Even Though I Never Attended a Summer Camp

April 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat Rob Smat is currently pursuing a PhD in astrophysics, whether he is aware of it or not.

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Man Wastes Helicopter

April 15, 2015December 28, 2015 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Florida man, and local asshole, landed a single pilot helicopter on the Capitol

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A Fukboi’s Guide to Summer Internship Interviews

April 12, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff attention vortex

by Staff Image editing by Jack Hackett The end of the year is drawing near and you’re wondering just how

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If A Man Benches 225, But No One Views His Snapchat Story, Did He Even Lift?

April 3, 2015December 28, 2015 Staff student voices

by Brad Manchester This past Tuesday began as had every other day at the gymnasium. I entered the building, inserted

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Skymall Closes, Ending All Hopes of Ever Being Happy

January 30, 2015December 28, 2015 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above: Heroes get remembered.  But legends never die. What the actual f***. Three times a year I book

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A Basic Betch’s Guide to Winter Fashion at SC

December 1, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash click bait

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Rule #1 Show Everyone That Winter Is a Tuesday and Friday Kind of Thing

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Opinion: Where are the exciting Campus Cruiser passengers?

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat article

by Rob Smat USC–It all began on a dark and stormy night. (Or at least, that’s how I’ll start the

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The Sack Reviews: Interstellar

November 12, 2014December 28, 2015 Rob Smat reviews

by I AM WHO I AM, a.k.a. God, a.k.a. Yahweh When the Sack asked me to do a guest piece

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The Idiot’s Guide to Avoiding Colorfully-Vested Activists

October 29, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash click bait

by Jori Barash and Grace Carballo In a fit of uncharacteristic generosity, the Sack of Troy has developed an infallible

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