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A Tour of the Fountains at USC

April 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall 6822 Views attention vortex

by Thomas Marshall 1. The Finger Fountain The finger fountain is one of USC’s most iconic water features. It gets its

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A Fukboi’s Guide to Summer Internship Interviews

April 12, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff 7586 Views attention vortex

by Staff Image editing by Jack Hackett The end of the year is drawing near and you’re wondering just how

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Rules To Being a Better Person on April Fools Day

April 3, 2014December 28, 2015 Staff 1801 Views attention vortex

by Andy Gause •Alert authorities to all signs of childish pranks. •No bad language. •Only eat healthy foods like fruits

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